What Have You Done?

You may have heard my name in connection with some of the following items. These aren't exhaustive lists, just some of the things that you actually may have heard of, and a few things you almost certainly haven't.

(For a more detailed view of my professional life, see my neglected résumé)

Art Projects

I ran a Kickstarter project to make a film of myself staring at the camera. Although funding was not successful, the film was completed and is available now.
I wrote an acrostic poem to legally publish a supposedly secret private key for HD DVD encryption.

I conceived and built several Twitter bots which, before being unjustly disabled by the platform, convincingly parodied official municipal transit authority alert feeds: @TflPenisAlerts, @SFBartAlerts, @TflTravelAlert, and @yarratram. The feed for San Francisco's BART was reviewed here.
I conceived and built the now-defunct nsabait.org, which issued random suspicious-looking web searches from your browser in an attempt to poison data-collection by governments and ISPs.
I was probably the first person to create a celebrity impersonation social media account. (Harold Pinter, on Friendster.)
In 1998, I made the very first porn parody website, Our First Anal Sex.
I designed and documented a classical language from an alien planet for Neal Stephenson's novel Anathem.

Games

With my brother Dan Bornstein, I designed the controversial Twitter game I Eat Poo.

With my partner Lenny Raymond, I worked on a design for a game which through an incredibly convoluted process later became Farmville.
I did some technical consulting on the backend for Monkey Quest, a game published by Nickelodeon.
I redesigned and wrote a much-loved (and sadly now defunct) online multiplayer word game called AKRO.

Companies I Started

I started a company called Xigo with Lenny Raymond and Dan Bornstein. Xigo built something like a real-time program trading system that was usable by regular people. As of this writing, the system is still in use as part of E*Trade's backend, and probably a few other places too.
With Neal Stephenson and Lenny and a few other people, I started a company called Subutai Corporation. Subutai built an online publishing system, and created Foreworld, which is now a highly ramified transmedia property including novels, comic books, and short stories, the oldest and most well-known of which is the novel The Mongoliad.
With Jordan Weisman, Lenny, and Kev Ray, I started a toy company called Smith and Tinker, to make internet-connected toys.
With Lenny and Chris Foley, I started Totomic, Inc., where we built technology to revolutionlize the real estate industry. (They didn't like it.)

Software

I am probably the reason why HTML uses angle brackets to delimit tags. In 1989 I did a research project for Apple, in collaboration with Frank Halasz of Xerox PARC, in which I designed the first hypertext interchange format. I used angle-bracket-delimited tags, because I was already familiar with SGML. A summary of the work may be found in the Proceedings of the hypertext standardization workshop January 16-18, 1990 National Institute of Standards and Technology and Jakob Nielsen's trip report from the conference where we presented this work is here.
I wrote Pandora, which was the Perseus Project's early search engine for works in Ancient Greek.
Wallpaper: Software to edit, display, and randomize desktop patterns on old-school Macs.
I worked on automatic summarization and collaborative filtering at Apple in the 90s; the summarization is part of current MacOS releases. I am probably the inventor of the infinite scrolling newsfeed, which was a feature of the collaborative filtering work, and which is documented in the patent record and in this paper which discusses my design for a relevance-ordered infinitely-scrolling prioritized list of messages from socially-connected people. This is the same class of system that was later used by Facebook, Twitter, etc., so I feel pretty confident in saying that I am the inventor of the infinitely-scrolling social news feed. (I'm really very sorry.)
I wrote some code to let a Raspberry Pi read temperature from an infrared sensor and some useful software for PID control. And some other software like a Haskell implementation of the NewHope key exchange protocol.

Music

I invented and produce folded-bore shakuhachi and one day I may even start selling them to other people.
As a member of The Jeremy Bornstein Trio I have released seven (maybe more by now) albums.
I am a member of the trans-Pacific goth rock band Burn the Earth, with three albums: Burn the Earth, Resurrection, and Six Billion Trillion Tons. (Also a few singles and an EP.)
Lots of other music, including the potential dance hit Mon bum a besoin de danser
A parody version of the song "Plastic Jesus" called Plastic Vishnu, covered by Joe Bethancourt
Old bands: King Felix, Keen Felix, The Mmytacist, Mendezfraü, Squat Thrust, Killed by a Blöw in the Heäd
A charmingly earnest cover of Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl.

Miscellaneous

I helped start the Hieroglyph Project
I have been a mentor for Startmate, and the Thiel Fellowship.
I gave an apparently very well-regarded talk on soap-making at DorkbotSF.
I've given other talks at various conferences over the years on a variety of topics.
I was moderately infamous for dressing funny at one point.